takis or ulcer

Takis gave me a 1cm wide ulcer that took a full week to heal. Chewing become one sided as I tilted my head for liquids and solids to roll over, yet not too far back so I could still tear, crush and grind.

Butttt I found a cheat way to have them, which is gulping mouthfuls of tea in between each cigarette roll. Sorta like swallowing pills, except my taste buds could still enjoy them for a millisecond before I have to wash it down.

At least I don’t stain my tongue with Red Dye 40 and burn it with acid.

Ps. d says its poisonous and refused any.

The other day on the internet (Story) Takis completely nuked my stomach lol. Source: reddit