On asking unromantic questions.
INT. Hanging medals, national parks prints, and a brewing pod machine. Two low wingback chairs and glasses.-DAY
Me
Btw, how does one approach the company for a raise?
X
Well, how long have you been here?
Me
More than 4, counting intern.
X
That’s significant; the company values loyalty. You’re at an age to contemplate things more seriously.
Me
Sure.
X
You know, by asking questions that aren’t so romantic. For example, When’s marriage? or How do I contribute more to get what I deserve?
(SIPS)
SIDE TANGENT
X
Doesn't get better than this, o. (AHH-) Cold glass and good b on a hot summer day.
Edit: I feel like I’m demanding what’s supposed to be mine. Also I own a miniature fridge.