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“Please come forward after this meeting if you have any questions regarding your title and compensation.”

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[Paraphrased]

I Slack-ed after some contemplation and rephrasing,

“It’s been 3 months since our last 1-on-1. Let’s get together when you’re back in town~!”


Later in the afternoon, via Slack,

“Hi o, let’s do next Wednesday 1:00–1:30 pm. I’ve booked a meeting room and sent you a calendar invite. See you then!”

Immediately followed by,

“Actually, let’s make it 1:00–2:00 pm on Wednesday. Thursday morning I have an external meeting and something else in the afternoon, and Wednesday morning I also have an external meeting — so Wednesday afternoon works best. I’ve updated the calendar invite. See you then!”

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I realized my sincerity had been duped by a bot’s thought process and curated response.

The incongruity I face, even as I try to avoid it