My glasses slipped off my nose into the toilet before I had the chance to flush.
Should I feel fortunate?
🤦♀️
also 5min later
Holy smokes MSFT jumped. Byeee~ Gracefully hopping off the train before it crashes.
But fingers crossed I catch it at below…$350?!
Edits 2026/8/8: I am the biggest idiot, MSFT at nearly $500 (╥﹏╥)